The Cigarette Exec Speaks

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50 million people smoke

But we kill

half a million a year

Come on

That’s just bad business

It’s making the undertakers happy

but pissing off the stockholders.

We must fight

to make marijuana


We can make millions of

marijuana cigarettes

A day

And then

the doctors aren’t the only ones

making money

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