The Cigarette Exec Speaks

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50 million people smoke

But we kill

half a million a year

Come on

That’s just bad business

It’s making the undertakers happy

but pissing off the stockholders.

We must fight

to make marijuana

legal

We can make millions of

marijuana cigarettes

A day

And then

the doctors aren’t the only ones

making money

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